What's my sign again?

Because I'm out of inspiration and completely knackered from this week, here's another horoscope...mind you, I hate snakes myself.

SNAKES ARE:
Thoughtful, Wise, Shrewd, Intuitive, Guarded, Independent, Sometimes Lazy.

The Snake is the master seducer of the Chinese Zodiac. Always well-liked, Snakes are sociable yet introverted as well as intuitive and blessed with a keen aptitude for business. ('not sure about the well liked but it's true noone thingks I'm introverted')

Although Snakes may not consider money that important ('I think money is important!') , their luck and tendency to be a bit tight with their purse strings ensure they will have more money than they need ('Well, it's not like I'm stingy...and no, that last part is all false as well. I don;t seem to be able to save any money').

Snakes are far more mentally active than they are physically.(though i stopped computing squares in my sleep, I'm going to the gym now...)

They tend to analyze events before joining in. Overall Snakes have reserved dispositions and probing minds that make intellectual pursuits far more attractive to them than physical activity.('well...I have someone in mind. The problem is, it makes me dumb to have someone in mind')

At their core, Snakes are a little insecure, and can be very jealous and possessive, which can estrange both their friends and family. ('HA, totally!')

Despite their imperfections, Snakes can be alluring, munificent ('what does that word mean?')and loving. Snakes tend to trust their own intuition over the advice of others.

While sometimes they are seen as lazy, Snakes will work very hard when the need arises. They are not quitters and expect the same commitment from their partners in any venture.

Snakes could often be a little less arrogant, and develop a stronger sense of self.('well, not sure about the arrogance, since I'm often self effacing or spectator')


So there you have it, another 2min wasted in reading rubbish!

COME AGAIN....